Justin Bieber’s Music Shockingly Unoriginal

An indie musician named White Hinterland is suing Justin Bieber and producer Skrillex for sampling her vocals in Bieber’s hit “Sorry” without giving her credit. If you listen to it, it’s super obvious that Bieber’s music sucks and also that she’s correct. Hinterland is not an obscure musician, her songs have hundreds of thousands of hits and she’s been mentioned in Rolling Stone.

Justin Bieber clearly has about as much to do with the production of his music as Paul Newman has to do with his salad dressing. And he’s dead. That would probably mean Skrillex knew he was stealing it and didn’t give a shit. We all knew there has to be some reasonable explanation for his continued demand, many were starting to suspect sarin gas. I would advocate an in depth audit of his entire catalog, perhaps Ken Starr is available. White Hinterland dwarfs Bieber in the talent department, maybe Skrillex can turn her onto some solid dick sucking classes to get her to that next level.

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