Imagine being famous for so long that you’ve failed to develop an actual personality. Now you’re married with piles of money and no prenup. And taking a break from music to “find yourself” is imperative for the sake of... READ MORE

  View this post on Instagram   A post shared by Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) on Jul 13, 2018 at 10:10pm PDT   Now that I’m one word into this post I’m realizing that people may not give a shit... READ MORE

It’s times like these that I wish Justin Bieber still belonged to that new age Jim Jones-like cult that’s using church and doing good for the community as their cover just like good ol’ Jimbo back in the day.... READ MORE

  The breakup between a cult leader and his twink pop sensation sex slave is never easy, especially when one of the two thought the relationship could go all the way. This certainly seems to be the case with... READ MORE

"Gods timing really is literally perfect, we got engaged on the seventh day of the seventh month, the number seven is the number of spiritual perfection, it’s true GOOGLE IT!" READ MORE

Justin Bieber has already hit his peak and is at a point in his career where there’s nowhere to go but down. And what better way to celebrate the decline than to marry a model. If he read the... READ MORE

Organized religion is shape shifting to avoid suffering the same fate as the dinosaurs. There’s only so long that you can keep up the fairy tales before the majority of people start calling bullshit. And Hailey Baldwin looks like... READ MORE

HEY WORLD THAT GLAMOROUS LIFESTYLE YOU SEE PORTRAYED BY FAMOUS PEOPLE ON INSTAGRAM DON'T BE FOOLED THINKING THEIR LIFE IS BETTER THAN YOUR I CAN PROMISE YOU IT'S NOT! READ MORE

  Future Hillsong cult suicide casualty Justin Bieber was able to convey the essence of a serial killer’s ransom note made of cut out magazine letters in a new Facebook post about his tattoos. In case you haven’t been... READ MORE

There’s only so long someone can handle being in a relationship with an overly committed Christian that’s just a hair shy of being completely crazy. In the realm of all things Bieber, fans are still waiting for Justin to... READ MORE