05.14.2008 JODIE FOSTER IS SINGLE

Jodie Foster has never actually come out of the closet, even though everyone in Hollywood knows she's gay.  In December she came as close as she ever has when she thanked her girlfriend for the past 14 years at some awards ceremony.  She should have kept her mouth shut because that relationship is now over.  The Daily Mail says...
A source is quoted in the publication as saying: "Jodie's break up with Cydney is shocking.
"She and Cydney have been together for so many years and have two children together - the potential fallout and legal wrangling from this could be monumental."
For several years the two women have worn matching Tiffany eternity rings on their wedding fingers, and Bernard was with the actress throughout both her labours.
Friends say Miss Foster has refused to employ household staff for fear that details of her home life would leak out.
These two might as well get back together because they’re both ugly so what’s it matter.  One ugly person is just as good as the next.  It's not like Jodie is gonna get mad pussy now just because she dumped Crystal.  Just get married or whatever.  What else are ugly people gonna do, wrestle?
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05.14.2008 JESSICA IS ON TOP OF THE WORLD

Her rep denies it, but for about two days now the rumor has been that Jessica Simpson has broken up with Tony Romo.  Us magazine is the latest to say they’ve split, and then they pile on by saying she’s still hung up on John Mayer, so much so that Jess got drunk off her ass when she saw the pictures of Mayer with Jennifer Aniston.  Us says...
The 27-year-old singer was so out of it after a four-hour session of drinking at L.A.'s Mexicali Cocina Cantina on May 10 – which started at the pre-happy hour of 4 p.m. with BFF CaCee Cobb and her beau Donald Faison – that she was reduced to leaving her Range Rover in the parking lot and calling her mom Tina for a ride home (for good measure, CaCee Cobb threw up under the table); that same night, Us Weekly also reports that beau Tony Romo partied solo in Chicago and was overheard telling friends he was single again.

This is good news, since it opens the window for me to finally be with my beloved Jessica.  Tony is a dork.  She deserves a handsome stud like me.  To learn more about my exciting adventures of passion and karate, check out this months issue of Fantastic Handsome Lover magazine.  (full size of that banner pic here.)

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05.14.2008 LILY ALLEN SEEMS FUN

The Cannes Film Festival begins this week, and Lily Allen is there for some reason that I neither know nor care about because she went swimming topless.  For some reason I think this chick is awesome even though she’s 40 pounds overweight and I hate her stupid blond hair.  And by “for some reason”, I mean, “tits!”

(picture source = splash news online)

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05.14.2008 GROUND ZERO - UPDATE

Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty kissed their goodbyes last night after Pete's first concert since he was released from prison a week ago.  And it was every bit as sexy as that sounds.  Thank God they only exchanged saliva.  Mix in some blood and semen from these two and it would have been like the alien blood that burns through the hull of a spaceship.

UPDATE - My, what a handsome man.  Remember that scene in Lost Boys when Kiefer bites into the top of a dudes head?  (picture source = inf daily)

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05.14.2008 HOLLYWOOD MIGHT BE LIBERAL

The New York Times says today that the HBO movie "Recount", about the 2000 Presidential election and the recount in Florida, is coming under fire from Democrats, essentially because it portrays them as too kind hearted to stand up to the diabolical republicans. This fits in nicely with yesterday’s news that Michael Moore is planning a follow-up to Fahrenheit 9/11 and that the Oliver Stone directed movie about George Bush will be released three weeks before the election. Imagine that. All this, right before the election. What a coincidence!
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05.14.2008 HOLLYWOOD LOOKS FUN

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt came home from their extra fancy Monaco trip last night, but they spent the day on a yacht owned by Paul Allen, the co-founder of Microsoft (net worth – 16.8 billion).  Pax and Maddox climbed all around his helicopter and rode jet skis all day.  After that they used big bags with dollar signs on them as pillows during a nap, then had a diamond fight on a pterodactyl.  Presumably.
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