Dr. Luke Sues Lawyer Who Is Suing Him

Last week Lady Gaga went on Howard Stern, quickly ran out of amusing anecdotes and turned the conversation an an anonymous man in the music business who raped her when she was nineteen and just starting out. Mark Geragos is an attorney who represents celebrities of many ilk, whether they are claiming to have been raped or are factually documented rapists themselves, whichever proves to be more lucrative. In this instance he is representing Kesha, who is suing music producer Dr Luke for rape because he may or may not have raped her and also she wants out of her production contract with him. After Gaga went on Stern, Mark Geragos tweeted “Guess who the rapist was?” When someone suggested it was Luke, he responded with “#bingo.”

Clearly Geragos should be disbarred immediately and be given a panelist slot on Chelsea Handler’s supposedly upcoming show so he can spread bitchy rumors without any proof. He definitely has no business doing any lawyering, which is the case with most lawyers who have time to speak with Dr Drew about Amanda Bynes for an hour each morning. Dr. Luke decided to take matters into his own allegedly raping hands and order his lawyers to sue Geragos.

“Fueled by his insatiable desire for attention and malice towards [Luke], Geragos and his law firm have now made the horrific, outrageous and maliciously false assertion that [Luke] raped the world famous musical artist Lady Gaga. This time, Geragos has gone way too far with his arrogant and irresponsible conduct; he has lost all sense of ethics, propriety and decency.”

Good point. Too bad he throws bad ass cocktail parties and people in the legal field love him because they are crusty trolls and he knows celebrities. Anyone with the capability to appropriately ban him from court relishes the opportunity to hit the open bar at his Holiday Event and try to talk to Chris Brown with bad breath. Dr Luke should just join the party. It’s just a completely unfounded rape allegation.  It probably gets no more than 5,000 words in Rolling Stone magazine loosely fact checked piece. Nothing to get upset about.

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