Scarlett Johansson isn’t pregnant, just fat

If one day you put on clothes that aren’t tailor made to hide all your flaws and suddenly people see that you’re kind of chubby, so much so that your publicist has to officially declare that there’s not a second person inside of you, that’s maybe not the most flattering thing in the world.

In a related story Scarlett Johansson went jogging with Sean Penn yesterday.

“Scarlett is not pregnant,” the rep says in a statement.
What about that supposed “bump” that appears in the photos?
“She’s outside running and it’s simply the placement of her shirt that is misleading,” the rep explains.
“She’s been training for The Avengers for over 4 months and is in the best shape of her life.”

It’s not the shirt, dude. It’s just Scarlett. Look at her out with her twin brother. Look at that gut! Blur out her face and this could be that “waddling asses at the mall” montage the news always shows when bikini season is right around the corner.

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