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Sean Penn Hanging Himself Out To Dry

April 5, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Sean Penn having such an easily recognizable face is great when it comes to being considered for casting in new films, but not so great when a Mexican cartel wants to cast you as the star in their own... READ MORE

Actress Préity Üupala Discusses Tantric Sex and Calls Out Hollywood Whiners on the Last Men on Earth Podcast #107

October 25, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

On this week's Last Men on Earth podcast, after discussing Tantra with Préity Üupala, we delved into Kit Harrington's sexism by six-pack claims, the power of the gay mafia in Hollywood enabling pederasty, wonder who... READ MORE

Sean Penn Couldn’t Stop Netflix Show Labeling Him El Chapo Snitch

October 23, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

How did Sean Penn get wrapped up in pointing the finger on how to find El Chapo? Like any great story involving sex, drugs, and a terrible ending, it starts with “that one time when I was in Mexico...”

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Madonna Handcuffed By Sean Penn For Charity

December 6, 2016 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Madonna's eleven year old son is from Malawi. Being the daughter of Madonna has got to be a step up, but just barely. The villagers back home never used to masturbate with a mustard bottle on the hammock. READ MORE

Sean Penn Is Fucking Vincent D’Onofrio’s Daughter And Why You Should Care

October 7, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

All middle aged guys have a good laugh about their divorced buddy who's chasing much younger women. Until he starts fucking your daughter. That's remarkably less funny. It can get a man to rethink his progressive posture on gun... READ MORE

Lee Daniels Sincerely Apologizes to Sean Penn

May 5, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Defamation laws are tricky. You can state that Lee Daniels' dad beat the shit out of him with an electric cord when he found Daniels trying on his mom's high heels. Daniels himself noted that on his application for... READ MORE

Sean Penn Fudged

March 15, 2016 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Kate Del Castillo, The Mexican actress who accompanied Sean Penn into the jungle to meet El Chapo, claims Penn never mentioned he was on journalistic assignment for Rolling Stone. That is kind of embarrassing these days, so you could... READ MORE

Sean Penn Is A Marked Man And Shit Around The Web

January 15, 2016 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Now that Sean Penn unwittingly led Mexican federales right to El Chapo’s door, chances are the narcos are going to try and kill him for it. That’s what he gets for making I Am Sam. I hope the $150... READ MORE

Sean Penn and El Chapo Muy Simpatico (VIDEO)

January 12, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Rolling Stone magazine which occasionally makes up stories for shits and giggles sent actor, activist, and ageless angry dickweed Sean Penn into the jungles of Mexico for a secret interview with escaped Sinaloa drug lord, El Chapo. Penn was... READ MORE

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