If one day you put on clothes that aren’t tailor made to hide all your flaws and suddenly people see that you’re kind of chubby, so much so that your publicist has to officially declare that there’s not a... READ MORE

"Marley and Me" had its big splashy Hollywood premiere last night, and you would have to shoot me out of a cannon to get me into this theater because what lunatic thought it would be a good idea to... READ MORE

Kate Hudson spent the weekend in Miami lying around on top of Owen Wilson (close up here), leading many to speculate that the two may be rekindling their romance.  All that’s known for sure right now is that I... READ MORE

Gosh, I can barely even count all the times I've stripped naked to go swimming in the middle of the day with one of my buddies while vacationing together in Miami, like Woody Harrelson does here with Owen Wilson. ... READ MORE

Jennifer Aniston is a fug clingy loser, and Owen Wilson bangs ton of Hollywood ass, so it's no wonder there are rumors now that they've started something while on the set of their new movie, "Marley and Me".  The... READ MORE

Us magazine follows up tonight on the rumor that Owen Wilson and Jessica Simpson are now kinda sorta maybe dating.  They say: After reconnecting at the Spicewood, Texas set of a Willie Nelson music video on October 15, Simpson,... READ MORE

The New York Daily News blatantly lies today and says that Owen Wilson is now banging away on my beloved Jessica Simpson.  Why would they do that?  I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS, DAILY NEWS!!! She and Owen Wilson have... READ MORE

An attorney for Owen Wilson says his client did slit his wrist but did not overdose on any kind of drugs during his alleged suicide attempt early Monday morning.  Access Hollywood says: While rumors quickly swirled over what sent... READ MORE

The New York Post is also saying today that Owen Wilson was hooked on heroin and cocaine and struggling with depression, and they blame it on British actor Steve Coogan.  A-HA!  I Knew It!  Wait, what… Wilson's drug use... READ MORE

Us Magazine says that Owen Wilson’s addiction to heroin and cocaine and his breakup with Kate Hudson may have contributed to his depression and led to his suicide attempt on Monday.  They also seem to think its amazing that... READ MORE