Drake Vs. Brown: It Could End Really Badly

Drake and Chris Brown continue to have their bitchy little prick waving contest over Rihanna and Drake is afraid it’s going to end “badly”. I don’t know if he means gunned down in the street badly or that time Audrina and Lauren fought over Ricky Bobby on The Hills sissy girl badly. I’d go with the latter. Drake was asked about his beef with America’s favorite lady beater in GQ and here is what the suburban childhood actor turned P.R. machine bad-ass had to say:

“I wish we could sit down, just like you and me are right now, and talk it out man-to-man…But that’s not going to happen. I’m not confrontational, but if someone challenges, I’m not going to back down…If I think about it too much, I feel it wrapping around my foot, like I get a feeling it could end really badly.”

I’m not sure what the “wrapping around my foot” stuff is all about,. Does he mean like a pair of socks you’re trying to get on while your feet are still a bit wet from the shower and they just won’t pull over your damn heels. Cause I really hate that. I will tug that fucking sock until it starts to stretch out of shape. That shit will end badly. I get it now. Chris Brown is the sock and Drake is the wet foot. This is old school gangster.