Justin Bieber Booed; Turns It Around Like a Judo Master! (VIDEO)

How can you not fall in love with this little bundle of joy. He’s a craftsman. Like an expert metallurgist or my Uncle Keith who turns discarded toothpicks into replicas of lesser known public monuments. When Bieber gives a shoutout to Jesus; Jesus throws it right back at him. Only double. Because God loves an ego-maniacal douchebag who’s not in on the joke.

The real loser in this pitiful tale isn’t Justin Bieber. He’s still going to stick his angry little prong into three hot women on a pile of cash after the show. It’s Billboard magazine. That’s a name that used to mean something in the world of music. A milestone achievement award to Justin Bieber? I’m glad I preemptively canceled my subscription in 2004.