Bethenny Frankel In A Bikini

Bethenny Frankel is 42, has a little kid, just got divorced, produces healthy living books ladies love to buy, and has fake tits that look a little off-the-shelf but probably cost her a small fortune at a New York City plastic surgeon’s office. That last part I’m surmising on my own. The rest I know because Bethenny Frankel is a ‘reality star’. She shares her personal life. Back in the day, people who shared details of their personal lives were known simply as annoying oversharing chatty hens who everyone agreed needed to shut the fuck up. Nobody paid them much attention, let alone money. Now, it’s a career. You can peddle your perfect wedding story and your tragic divorce story just a short time later. I guess you’ve always been able to sell fake tits.

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