Bethenny Frankel is ninety-five-years-old and has had a kid, and still manages to have, technically, a pretty amazing beach bod that she often gets credit for in the headlines. Never mind the fact that her face looks like it... READ MORE

The National Enquirer is running with a piece that Real Housewives cast member Bethenny Frankel may be playing up contentious battles with her ex-husband in order to create dramatic content for her reality show. To save everybody time on... READ MORE

Men and women are very different. Except at the top end of the hotly ambitious success scale where they are both sharks who want power and money and to fuck around with people for their own amusement and orgasms. 

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Science has yet to figure out how to cure the aging process. Stop gap measures don't seem to be gaining much ground. Look to the wealthy Bravo Housewives for the prime example of 40-something women who devote their lives... READ MORE

Bethenny Frankel dyed her hair to avoid the servers of process chasing her around town with lawsuits over her Skinnygirl line of products. They will never make you as slender as her own weight control program of Zumba and Flint River... READ MORE

Bethenny Frankel is proof that clean living and exercise can keep you desirable to the opposite sex well into your middle years. Asterisk that with a healthy dose of starvation and elective plastic surgery so extensive that if you... READ MORE

Real Housewife of whatever the fuck Bethenny Frankel is fucking gross. She looks like a Halloween skeleton covered in cold cut turkey meat. Who told her she was hot? See the horror for yourself. (TMZ) India Reynolds takes off... READ MORE

Victoria’s Secret model Doutzen Kroes met up with the Bethenny Frankel skinny Ms. Potato head attachment figure and whispered in her ear, if I look like you do in fifteen years, I’m going to kill myself. Frankel agreed, then... READ MORE

According to obviously promotional gossip leaked to the lazy media, the other Real Housewives of New York are pissed at Bethenny Frankel because she poses for staged bikini shots for paparazzi she hires but doesn’t go out of her... READ MORE

I don’t know how they keep this chick together. Tricorder readings show mostly shellac and Bondo. At some point there won’t be any human parts left and she’ll turn completely to the dark side. Which I think means more... READ MORE