Bieber Claims Anne Frank

It’s uncanny how often Justin Bieber steps in his own shit. The teen lesbian’s latest Euro-concert promotional stop took him to the museum home of Anne Frank for one poorly thought out roadshow. Some negligent wrangler let the Boy Blunder sign the museum visitor book. Words directly from the cortex of the puppet.

Truly inspiring to be able to come here.

Excellent. Stop right there Bieber, put the pen down, you nailed it.

Anne was a great girl.

Oh, little man, nobody calls Anne Frank a ‘great girl’. She’s a Holocaust martyr, not your perky secretary on Mad Men.

Hopefully she would have been a Belieber.

Fucking, Bieber. You’ve got to be doing this on purpose.

Screaming girl fans on Twitter went on to defend Justin’s heartfelt comments, though when questioned, few of those girls knew who Anne Frank was. For his part, Bieber laughed off suggestions that he was a self-centered egomaniac with the IQ of a stegosaurus and had sex with some German Playboy Bunnies on his tour bus.