Cara Delevingne Born to Be a Babe

Every year there’s a new hot British model that every girl wants to be and every guy in a burgeoning rock band gets to bang. That girl is currently Cara Delevingne. She’s the ‘it’ model in London right now.Not only does Cara get to go to parties where I wouldn’t even pass the background check to bus tables, she gets paid a shitload of pounds sterling to model everybody’s clothes. Also,  her cocaine is a better grade than what the dude who stands out by the Wendy’s near me is always pushing. In short, her life is awesome. But she deserves it because she was born good looking. Some folks are born smart or tall or attractive and they get some nice perks. Some folks are born with none of those things and they get to blog.

Here’s Cara in the new Victoria’s Secret catalog.