While reviewing my stock options in the back of my Rolls on my MacBook FapMaster, I failed to notice the drop in Victoria’s Secret portfolio – in other words, wtf? Once smooth-jazz posers like Maroon 5 headlined the annual... READ MORE

A Victoria's Secret whistleblower blew the lid off the lingerie manufacturer with an anonymous interview revealing that the models are airbrushed to shit and padded with push up bras to make them seem more shiny and perfect. That took... READ MORE

Major League Baseball pitcher Cole Hamels is suing an events company for being denied access to the 2015 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. Hamels claims he paid over $68,000 to Cornucopia Events for three VIP tickets to the show. Should’ve gone... READ MORE

I like when people are good at shit then shut the fuck up. LeBron is amazing at the round ball but can’t keep his trap shut. Top earning actresses have to bleed stigmata over the plight of women in... READ MORE

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Victoria’s Secret held its annual Holiday Cheer Gift event last night in New York City, and as always they sent two Angels to stand in one place for several minutes, while blowing kisses and looking pouty so guys will... READ MORE

I’ve warned people before about the retaliation factor of Taylor Swift crazy teen fan online Fascists. Her virtual army of early anxiety medicated B-students take to the digital airwaves like Taylor’s own Praetorian Guard, beating down even the slightest... READ MORE

When you think hot sexy women’s lingerie, your mind immediately races to Taylor Swift, the human wet blanket who wills your balls back up into your abdomen, then yells at you for wincing. Since CBS started paying to cover... READ MORE

If you were somehow able to wager that the 2013 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show at the Lexington Avenue Armory in New York City last night would feature some very attractive women walking around in expensive lingerie, random outfits nobody... READ MORE

Victoria’s Secret model Lindsay Ellingson attended the UNICEF Masquerade Ball in New York City last night, and at first I had no clue who she was, because that mask is just so incredible. When she showed up to the... READ MORE