SHIA HAS A LITTLE PROBLEM

I know if I'm gonna fit in with the cool kids, I'm supposed to say Shia's a fag and he sucks and all that, but I'm at a loss.  I don't hate him.  Everyone I know hates him but I don't.  He was even good in that piece of shit Indiana Jones movie (although horribly miscast).  Anyway, since his DUI arrest this weekend, Details has rushed an interview in their September issue onto their website.  He has a few ironic quotes.  About bonding with his dad…

"We would drink together and smoke together, and it's just a bad deal. It's not something that is conducive to being a role model—no iconic actors that I know of have problems like that. And I don't know how to do it like a gentleman. I don't know how to have one drink."

This will definitely bite him in the ass, but the good news is he’s famous and he broke the law in LA.  If you're famous enough there you can do anything.  Steven Spielberg could release prostitutes into the woods and hunt them down and leave their bullet-riddled bodies there to rot, and at worst, he’d get a ticket for littering.