How is it possible for someone to be so hardcore on camera and then not jump at the opportunity to attend a correctional vacation instead of a community service type sentencing. I’d imagine someone like Shia LaBeouf to be... READ MORE

Shia LaBeouf is the star of his own three-ring circus, and today we're privileged to his humble redemption act. More compelling than his high art act but less amusing than his drunken asshole crowd-pleaser. The real showstopper? Drunken racist asshole.

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The score is not so even stevens when it comes to Savannah Police Department and Shia LaBeouf.

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Shia LaBeouf was reportedly getting hammered by himself in a Jerry's Deli in the San Fernando Valley, perhaps the most depressing sentence ever written. If you can't find someone to drink with you in your own hometown you know... READ MORE

Shia LaBeouf's new movie Man Down sold one ticket on its opening night in the UK. The next day it sold two more. If you're doing the math, that's fucked up levels of horrible. 

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Shia LaBeouf's living art project which consisted of a blank white wall and a camera that live streamed Shia and the occasional New York City College lesbian activist chanting "He Will Not Divide Us" has been shut down for... READ MORE

  If you’re a chick who resembles Ted Cruz, you get ten grand to fuck your unemployed boyfriend on camera. If you’re a dude who resembles Shia LaBeouf, you get a fist to the face in a subway station.... READ MORE

Human butt polyp Shia LaBeouf was spotted yelling and getting physical with his girlfriend Mia Goth in Germany. The argument seemed to revolve around her taking his backpack. He later said he would have, “killed her” if he had... READ MORE

Shia LaBeouf once again shamed our nation by acting like a self-absorbed thicket of dick cheese at Mt. Rushmore. He ran around and screamed like a dildo about America in a sarcastic way. I hope the ghost of Teddy... READ MORE

Public embarrassment Shia LaBeouf had to be rushed to the hospital after getting a massive head wound on set. It’s unclear what happened other than everybody who has ever met him was wishing for it. Read all about Shia’s latest... READ MORE