SHIA GOT DRUNK AS HELL

We're getting closer and closer to the day when a celebrity actually kills someone while driving high or drunk or both.  The people of L.A. need to know that their lives are expendable according to the cops, who have made it clear that celebrities are above the law.  The latest incident happened Saturday night at 3am, when Shia LaBeouf, 22, caused a two-car collision after he pulled in front of a car while making a left turn.  His Ford F-150 was struck and flipped onto its roof.  No one was seriously injured but Shia had extensive surgery on his left hand early Sunday morning and was booked on suspicion of felony DUI.  TMZ says:

A witness tells us he heard a loud crash around 245 AM, then the sound of Shia's truck rolling over. The witness said he heard what he thought was a girl screaming "F**k," among other things.  When he got down to scene, Shia was already out of the car and the female riding with him was crawling out of the drivers side of the truck. The truck was smoking, making noise and still running. The driver of the other car was also out of the car by this time.  Shia and the female stood over by a wall while people were checking to see if everyone was okay. The witness said unlike most of the wrecks he's seen in the dangerous intersection, no one was cursing or yelling at each other. It took the cops 4-5 minutes to arrive at the scene.  Two ambulances — along with one fire truck — showed up, and all parties involved walked to an ambulance unassisted. There were no breathalyzers or tests done at the scene.

Of course the charges against Shia have already been reduced from felony DUI to misdemeanor DUI.  Based on every other case of celebrities breaking the law in L.A. by the time this is done he’ll be ticketed for illegal parking.