MRS. ASHLEE WENTZ

I’m sure you don’t care, because why on earth would you, but Ashlee Simpson did indeed get married to Pete Wentz Saturday at a ceremony held at her parents house.  OK! says…

Around noon on Saturday, the groom arrived via limo at the Encinco, Calif., home of Ashlee's dad Joe Simpson, who also officiated over the non-denominational ceremony under white tents.Big sis Jess, who arrived with on-off beau Tony Romo before noon in the Employee of the Month star's Range Rover, was maid of honor. According to reports, Pete's bulldog Hemingway served as ring-bearer.

Does Joe Simpson have any fucking hobbies, or does he spend every waking minute injecting himself into the lives of his daughters.  Nick Lachey said Joe was the main reason his relationship with Jessica failed, and last week Romo said the same.  I know someone that will run him over for 200 dollars.  Email me Pete.