STEVE JOBS – has fought a rare form of pancreatic cancer for 7 years, but now reportedly has just 6 weeks to live. It’s not that there isn’t a cure for pancreatic cancer, it’s just that it’s on youtube... READ MORE

One time Pete Wentz gave Ashlee Simpson a 2 foot tall bee made of legos for an anniversary present. Another time he was partying with strippers in Vegas while she was home in L.A. posting pictures of their baby... READ MORE

Ashlee Simpson was at the US Open this weekend, and you’re gonna find this impossible to believe, but she was an annoying pain in the ass, especially at one point when they played a ‘Fall Out Boy’ song between... READ MORE

Up until last night, if you wanted to wear a t-shirt and slim jeans and canvas high tops, you had to make them yourself, because no one on earth had ever thought of that. It took about a month... READ MORE

In news that will surprise the people who knew this band was still together, Pete Wentz announced on his blog yesterday that he was no longer a member of Fall Out Boy. (I) cant predict that id ever play... READ MORE

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz pulled off one of the greatest practical jokes of all time today in NYC, when they ditched the paparazzi by going into a store that sells masks. A few minutes later an old gypsy... READ MORE

Yesterday Ashlee Simpson was beaming with pride as she posted a new picture with her baby on Twitter.  Ashlees husband Pete Wentz wasn’t in the picture with them, because the night before his band had a concert at the... READ MORE

Ashlee Simpson welcomed her first child last night, a son, with husband Pete wentz, and was there any doubt these retards were given give the kid an awful embarrassing name?  People says… Bronx Mowgli Wentz weighed 7 lbs., 11... READ MORE

I’ve seen that picture of Pete Wentz on the cover of Out magazine, but there’s literally nothing on earth I have less interest in than Pete Wentz on the cover of Out magazine, so I never bothered to read... READ MORE

You may find this hard to believe, because it's stupid, but the reason you’re looking at a giant bumblebee made out of legos is because that's what Pete Wentz gave Ashlee Simpson for a wedding present.  No really.  Splash... READ MORE