IS SHE PREGNANT OR NOT? – UPDATE

Yesterday Pete Wentz denied that his fiancé Ashlee Simpson was pregnant, saying, “There is a witch hunt for people to be pregnant whenever they get engaged in Hollywood.  This is all news to me. I can't wait for the story about how I'm really in a gay relationship and this is all just a cover. … I mean really, this is crazy. … I mean we're engaged, that's true, and happy about it."  But whatever because that bitch is pregnant.  People magazine says…

Ashlee Simpson is pregnant and plans to get married next month at a private residence in Southern California, a source close to her family tells PEOPLE.Simpson, 23, is engaged to Fall Out Boy bassist Pete Wentz, 28, who initially blasted pregnancy rumors as a "witch hunt."But on Tuesday, Simpson, sidestepped the rumors during an interview with MTV after taping TRL in New York, saying simply, "Some things you want to keep personal."And now the source tells PEOPLE that not only is Simpson pregnant, but that she's planning to have her wedding in May at a friend's house in La Jolla, Calif., north of San Diego.

This lox better just come right out and be honest because he and his dopey girlfriend aren’t nearly interesting enough to play coy.  It's like a fat girl playing hard to get. This isn’t a hostage negotiation. I’m only barely interested so let's just cut to the chase.  They’re gonna screw this kid up anyway so who cares.  It's not like the off-spring and Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson is gonna end up on the Supreme Court.  These two dorks shouldn’t be allowed to raise a cactus, much less a human being.

UPDATE – my favorite source in the world, someone with intimate knowledge of this, emailed and said Ashlee is very defenitely pregnant.