READY TO HATE LIFE?

In honor of the post below, curiosity got the best of me and I decided to track down some personal info on Marisa Miller.  This is also known as "stalking".  I knew that she married some dude named Griffin Guess in April of 2006.  He was the Director of Commercials and Music Videos at Encore Hollywood, whatever the fuck that's supposed to mean.  Wiki now refers to him as a "Hollywood Producer".  He has a total of one credit on IMDB Pro, a documentary short from 2003 called "the Freeway Chase".  That was one of the features on the "Matrix Reloaded" Special Edition DVD.  He has no official title on there, and is listed under "thanks … end credits".  It's unclear what he's being thanked for.  And here we go.  This is him.  I dare you to make less sense than this.  And in other pictures, he looks tiny.  Short and skinny.  Like even if he magically doubled in size somehow, he could still bathe in the sink.  That's not even a real faux hawk.  He might be Ed Grimly.  Which would suck, except his penis smells like Marisa Miller.  And according to my calculations, Marisa Millers vagina smells like strawberries.  My research prompted some drawings I made that back this up.  Also they show that her vagina is serviced every day by cartoon bluebirds and there's a rainbow and a smiling sun looking down and giving a thumbs up, as if to say, "lookin' good Marisa!"