When your body is swollen taught from carrying another person inside of it, the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue and Victoria’s Secret are off the list of potential modeling gigs. It’s not that pregnant women are less beautiful, that’s just... READ MORE

It was depressing when Marisa Miller got pregnant, and the only things that would have made it better is if I were the one that did it or if she had a girl for me to leer at in... READ MORE

Marisa Miller, who was Kate Upton before Kate Upton was, announced today that she’s pregnant for the first time with her husband griffin Guess. This spindly jackass, who yes, still wears a faux-hawk and who, with a child on... READ MORE

Marisa Miller was another of the famous people at the Vanity Fair and Elton Johns AIDS Foundation parties last night, because if a girl this hot with boobs that big can’t sell magazines and/or cure AIDS, no one can.... READ MORE

Marc Jacobs is one of the worlds most famous fashion designers, and he’s currently the Creative Director for Louis Vuitton, so it makes perfect sense that his new campaign would have Marisa Miller completely naked. Actually I guess it... READ MORE

The only thing better than football is hot girls with big tits*, so it was very wise of the NFL to send Marisa Miller to London this morning to promote Sundays game at Wembley Stadium between the San Francisco... READ MORE

Any rational conversation about the hottest girl ever would have to include Marisa Miller, who went to Katsuya in LA last night with her husband. I know what you’re thinking: “Where? Where’s her husband? I wanna see her husband!... READ MORE

MEL GIBSON – has reportedly been sober for years, which means he was sober during the now famous phone calls that his ex recorded. Which is weird because he sounded drunk as hell. Also he’s Irish (*). Those people... READ MORE

GARY COLEMANS – ex wife is doing everything she can to look as guilty as possible, including cremating his body and selling pictures she took of him while he died and after he died. She also got one of... READ MORE

JOHN MAYER – apologized again last night during his concert in New York, saying he’s a different person now and can’t believe what an asshole he sounded like in his Playboy interview. Then someone showed him every other interview... READ MORE