HEIDI + SEAL + HALLOWEEN = DORKS

I can't even imagine how much time and energy has to be spent to make Heidi Klum look this dorky.  I'm not even positive what this is.  Is the snake eating the apple?  I don't have a bible in front of me but I'm pretty sure the snake didn't eat the apple.  But she and Seal do something like this every year.  They should thank god they found each other, because the only other people who do this kinda thing generally have to be kept on a leash.  I have absolutely no idea who the other chick is.  Her name is Lena Gercke.  She's probably a doctor or lawyer or something.  Crime shows have taught me that hot chicks are often doctors or lawyers and most black people are judges or police captains.  All I know for sure is that the "swiss miss milk maid" costume never ever ever gets old.  It's a solid choice every single year.  Especially if the chick has a big rack.  Lena looks super hot here.  It's like that old saying, "I wouldn't mind hitting HER in the head with a hammer and then putting lipstick on her and brushing her hair all night!"  What?  Oh.  Never heard that one?  Hmmm.  Might be best for everyone if we just pretend you were never here.