Seal has got the divorced dad thing down pretty pat. On his custody weekend he took all of his kids and a couple other mulatto children that he accidentally thought were his kids to the mall to buy candy,... READ MORE

Nobody gave a crap that supermodel Heidi Klum had allegedly been cheating on Seal, her husband of seven years, with her bodyguard and current boyfriend, because she’s 39-years old and still looks better than 99% of the women on... READ MORE

Pretty much the first thing Seal did after it was announced that he and Heidi Klum were getting a divorce was go on the Ellen DeGeneres show (with his wedding ring still on) and sing ‘Let’s Stay Together’. Then... READ MORE

This won’t make a ton of sense, but yesterday, just a few hours after Heidi Klum and Seal announced that they were getting a divorce and ending their 7 year marriage, Seal was wearing his wedding ring and saying... READ MORE

Heidi Klum and Seal have had 4 kids during their seemingly happy 7 year marriage, but now those kids are orphans or whatever because Klum and Seal are getting a divorce. Last night, they released this controversial statement… “We... READ MORE

Heidi Klum spent this morning with her husband Seal and their 4 kids on a yacht off the coast of Ibiza, Spain, because yes, the whole god damn world has a yacht except for me and you apparently. (image... READ MORE

Heidi Klum spent the morning playing with her four kids at a community center in Soho today, including Leni, her 7-year-old daughter with Formula 1 team owner Flavio Briatore, and Henry Samuel, her giant 5-year-old son with Seal. After... READ MORE

Heidi Klum is so impossibly gd good looking that, even when you combine her DNA with Seals, hers is so hot the result is a cute kid.  She could probably mate with an actual seal and the result would... READ MORE

Seal looks like something from Star Trek, yet he’s super rich and he gets to stab Heidi Klum every night. And since I rank people according to the quality of kitty they hit, it's safe to say he and... READ MORE

Heidi Klum went shopping in Beverly Hills yesterday with her 2-year-old son, Henry Günther Ademola Dashtu Samuel.  Henry is the first of two kids she's had with husband Seal.  And I guess she had a second one because the... READ MORE