STUFF FROM ALL OVER – RETARD EDITION

Nick Lachey admits his mistake – Nick Lachey says that the MTV reality show he did with wife Jessica Simpson was a huge mistake.  "(Newlyweds) was among the dumber ideas I think I've ever seen executed in history.  For a while we actually enjoyed doing the show, (but) it just got to a place where it was so invasive, it became a problem."   What might be more of a problem for Nick would be if he had never done the show and was now that guy from 98 Degrees who boxes kangaroos for money.  Screech admits he sold the sex tape – Dustin Diamond told Rita Cosby, "We could spend a fortune fighting it in court, with little bits already being leaked on the internet or we could suck it up and say you know what, it could be a losing battle, we'll make money if we just side with it."

Dustin is expected to make literally hundreds of dollars from sales of the tape.  Literally … hundreds.  Nice.  Kevin Federline is insecure – Kevin Federline is worried that history will repeat itself and wife Britney Spears will fall for another of her backup dancers (that’s how they met) so he has forbid her to use male dancers in her videos. MSNBC says, " '(Federline) insisted that Britney fire Matt and all of the other male dancers she'd hired and replace them with females.'  Federline is said to be '‘surprisingly insecure and secretly terrified' that Spears will dump him if her career takes off again."

Is "jackass" hyphenated?