Vanessa Minnillo put on a bikini and went for a bike ride on Maui today, along with her husband Nick Lachey, who went shirtless to show off his sunken chest and intimidating barbed wire tat. Gulp. Look Mr. Lachey,... READ MORE

At around the exact same time that the story broke about Kim Kardashian filing for divorce from Kris Humphries, Kelly Ripa and Nick Lachey were on TV dressed up as Kim and Kris at their wedding. Hopefully the crowd... READ MORE

BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD – will return to MTV later this year, and now there’s a 5 minute preview of the new season. In related news, Pauly Shore will box a kangaroo this weekend at the Des Moines Chevrolet “Dealin... READ MORE

JESSICA SIMPSON – says that, despite reports to the contrary, she’s “extremely, extremely happy” about Nick Lacheys engagement to Vanessa Minnillo. When asked for a comment, Jessica said, “I assume there will be cake at the wedding, is that... READ MORE

Vanessa Minnillo, who is still ungoddambelievable looking, and jackoff idiot Nick Lachey share the same birthday (November 9th) and so to celebrate they’re down in Mexico this week. This is the kind of thing I would do if she... READ MORE

It seems unlikely that anyone asked without stifling a smile, but according to today’s Sun, Nick Lachey has thought about the offer that doesn’t exist and ruled out a reunion with Jessica Simpson.  He confronted the rumor no one... READ MORE

Nick Lachey and his girlfriend Vanessa Minillo are at the El San Juan Hotel & Casino in Puerto Rico this week for an early birthday celebration.  Oddly enough, their birthdays are the same.  On November 9th, Nick turns 34... READ MORE

If you're like me, you use your karate to fight for those who can't fight for themselves, but more to the point, you had a discussion before going out this weekend and tried to guess what would be the... READ MORE

It was widely reported that OK! magazine paid almost half-a-million dollars last month to make sure the Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo sex pictures never saw they light of day.  And those still haven't shown up, but unedited naked... READ MORE

OK! magazine has paid almost half-a-million dollars to buy the uncensored pictures of Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minillo having sex in a hot tub in Mexico, but don't expect to see them any time soon.  The celebrity friendly magazine... READ MORE