Doutzen Kroes is a good model

I suppose it’s possible for a supermodel to have better ab’s than Doutzen Kroes, but it seems extremely unlikely. And she’s really skinny too. This chick must tight as a drum. If I had sex with her, I’d say, “wow baby, your vagina is so tight, it’s like having sex with a toddler or post-op transexual.” And she’d be like, “oh my gosh, thank you so much.” Because that’s a really flattering thing to say to a lady, and girls love compliments.

(image source of doutzen shooting for victorias secret in miami = fame/flynet, pacific coast)