Khloes “dad” speaks from the grave (not literally)

Yesterday, someone other than TMZ said that Robert Kardashian was not the biological father of Khloe Kardashian, so now TMZ has to do everything they can to undermine that, regardless of how ridiculous it looks.

Today, in a story about Robert filing to have his second marriage annulled, with the headline, “Robert Kardashian speaks from grave: I’m Khloes dad”, they say:

“Robert Kardashian swore that Khloe IS his biological daughter … torpedoing claims by his ex-wives that Khloe was fathered by another man.”

And it would too, if he had in fact sworn that Khloe is his biological daughter. In reality, he said:

“I decided that since I already had four biological children, I did not wish to have any more.”

Was he implying that Khloe was his biological daughter? Yes, probably. Did he swear to it? No, absolutely not, and he certainly didn’t say, “I’m Khloes dad.” Still, it’s nice to see that Robert bothered to get an annulment, instead of just chopping off his wifes head like his Heisman-winning assassin client did.