Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr got married

Victorias Secret supermodel Miranda Kerr (seen here during a shoot in the Caribbean last July) and Orlando Bloom (image not available) have been dating since 2007, but they’ve always stayed out of the spotlight. In fact it was only last month when word leaked that they were engaged.

Now it turns out they’re already on their honeymoon, and the only reason anyone even knows that is because Kerr had to release a statement to explain why she would be missing scheduled appearances for the Australian department store David Jones. Here (via People) is how they announced to the world that they got married.

“David Jones very graciously released me during this period so we could celebrate an intimate ceremony and honeymoon together.”

It’s nice to occasionally see even one celebrity who isn’t completely fucking crazy, and absolutely delightful to see a celebrity couple who isn’t crazy. In honor of this, after the jump are those pictures of Mirandas tits. It’s maybe not entirely appropriate, but I really like looking at girls tits, as it turns out.