Guess who just bought new glutes off the black market? Black-acceptance seeking Madonna’s newly remodeled backyard is enough to make Sir Mix-a-Lot finally tell his first fib. I’m not sure what her options were when checking out available asses... READ MORE

Social media darling and 70% of the inspiration for Hello Giggles articles Chrissy Teigen pretty much redefines bravery with each passing moment, and her husband John Legend is nothing if not her greatest champion. The duo project a home life that's... READ MORE

Kim Kardashian has lectured at colleges, orated at graduations, and been featured as a guest speaker at women in business panels. The contrivances all a cover for her big secret. She’s a fucking idiot. An idiot making a fortune on her... READ MORE

Remember back in May, when Kelly Brook was in a bikini at Cannes for about 72 hours straight? Well 5 of those pictures are finally being published in Galore! magazine. None of them are as good as the hundreds... READ MORE

I still feel like Sofia Vergara is incredibly underrated as an actress because not only is she really good on ‘Modern Family’, but she’s really funny too, and that’s exactly the kind of thing I would say to her... READ MORE

Kate Upton has been the face and boobs of Beach Bunny swimwear for the past – few – years, but this year she’s been replaced by the lovely and delightful Chrissy Teigen, whose part Asian, wears her hair in... READ MORE

Boardwalk empire star Paz de la Huerta was walking around Miami with one of her beloved cigarettes, when she stopped to change out of her bikini into a little mini skirt. In a parking lot. An outdoor parking lot.... READ MORE

Losing weight is hard and takes discipline, and Jessica Simpson is lazy and spoiled, so naturally she got tired of dieting to lose weight after giving birth almost immediately and asked doctors to give her a gastric by-pass. Twice.... READ MORE

Sofia Vergara was on Katie Courics daytime talk show this week, because apparently that’s a thing that exists now, and said she’s glad she rejected the advice from her clearly gay or jealous publicist who pressured her to get... READ MORE

People think the Royal Family is all stuffy and dull, but first there were pictures of Prince Harry partying naked in Vegas, and today the French magazine Closer published pictures taken last week showing Kate Middleton laying out topless... READ MORE