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Everyone agrees that pregnant women are gross and creepy looking, so even though Kourtney Kardashian has always been the hottest Kardashian (she even makes out with other girls) when there was some kind of animal living inside of her and feeding off her as its host, her ranking slipped far below Kim Kardashian, who was coincidentally getting into the best shape of her life at the same time.

But now Kourtney has been cured, and the only lasting effects of her sickness is that her breasts are now three times bigger. Her body really has snapped right back. Unlike Britney for example, who looked like a monster after being pregnant because she ate so much junk food that her babies got cool ranch flavored breast milk.