jwoww is kind of hot

‘Jersey Shore’ star JWoww had a birthday party this weekend at the Palms in Vegas, and the pictures are important because HOLY SHIT I love her chest so much, but also because; hahahaha, is this fag her boyfriend? What a jackass. I like your little tie, fag. You look so handsome. Did you get your outfit at the Fag Store, or did you have to order it from faggitylittleoutfits.com? And why are your arms shaved? Is it so you don’t scratch your lovers bottom when you’re fisting him? I hope no one breaks into your Cadillac while you’re at the party. Those are so roomy and they only get better after a few years of hard driving. “Just like my anus,” this dork thought to himself.