lindsay lohan is a genius

No need to read that headline again. You read it right. Lindsay Lohan is a genius. It’s official. Her mom said so.

Lindsay was also hurt by criticism of her debut Ungaro fashion line. Dina said, “The critics can say whatever they want, but Lindsay is a genius.”
She said that, despite her deal with the French fashion house, Lindsay would also be creatively involved in Dina’s shoe line … “she will definitely have input because she is so talented.”
Taking a final swipe at her daughter’s detractors, Dina pleaded, “Leave Lindsay alone. Let her be a real 23-year-old. Let her grow, and let her artistic abilities flourish. Stop judging the Britneys and the Lindsays. They are very creative girls, and that is a gift from a higher power of God.”

In a very much related story, here are pictures from 2006 described as, “Lindsay attempts to skip rocks in the ocean.” Presumably an ocean with waves. I know her mom is just defending her only source of income, but Lindsay could be declared legally dead in most states she’s so GD dumb.

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