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September 22, 2009 | bikini | editor | 0 Comments
Katy Perry helped out the band 3OH-something-something-I-have-no-idea and got all wet in a fountain for their new video. And while being in a band seems like a cool job, it’s not nearly as cool as the guy who answered the ad to fondle Katy Perrys huge breasts. I’m sure he’s gay (ungrateful bastard) but I would pretend to be gay too for a job where my responsibilities included “Feel Some Big Titties”. Unfortunately they might catch on when I stared into her eyes the whole time with an erection. Then pulled her hair and called her a whore. And then came.