Justin Bieber Unaware Of His Role

Justin Bieber appears to be coming to the Derek Zoolander-esque realization that what he does lacks substance. Bieber often struggles in his live performances which is a natural result of being marginally talented and recording shitty music. In searching for validation it’s tough to admit you’re a pawn supplying fleeting filler bullshit so corporations can run ads for Pepsi.

“…I don’t feel good when I’m there nor after. I try to think of it as a celebration but can’t help feeling like people are rating and grading my performance. A lot of people in the audience there to be seem worried about how much camera time they will get or who they can network with… These award shows seem so hollow…. when I look in the audience I see a bunch of fake smiles so that when the camera hits them they look happy.”

Spoiler alert: they’re mostly doe eyed narcissistic retards and they picked you as their poster child. It’s because you were tiny, non threatening and not especially male and had the naivety to actually lend confidence to songs written for you meant to appeal to nine year old girls. If you have a general problem with American culture, it created you in its image. Your public persona is your Tyler Durden to your backstage Ed Norton. The only way you can help at this point is to Kamikaze yourself, dim Nietzsche.

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