Carmella Rose in A Bikini

This model chick did what you’re supposed to do when your battling a hundred other super hot bikini models for a relatively sparing amount of fame and fortune. She started doinking a pop star. Cody Simpson. I don’t know who he is, but the nieces I don’t have tell me he’s amazing.

It only lasted a few months, but enough time in the gossip rags to rise from the ranks of Maxim model being the lead on your LinkedIn profile. That’s like listing your G.P.A. as “tried my best”. People who wait to catch a break are suckers. Those who grab hold of a successful person’s cock and employ it like a vine to swing up to the bigger tree are the Cosmo success stories. Or the next President. 

_{Photo Credit: Khoa Bui}