Female empowerment campaigns will inevitably twist into bikini shows. Only in the movies do powerful male bankers have literal dick measuring contests, but if they could, more would in real life. 

There comes a time in a man's golden years when he wants to quietly reflect upon his professional and personal adventures and take in some tobacco in a chair overlooking the ocean. If you can afford it, you also... READ MORE

You'd love to be a fly on the wall during a IRS audit of a "Miami model". In 2016, You reported three appearances outside a bikini store for five hundred dollars and five nights of tequila brand ambassadorship at... READ MORE

The term Miami-based model is roughly equivalent to Western Pennsylvania fullback. It the job code for forty percent of the seventeen year olds in the local area. Some tiny segment will make rent off their listed work.

Win a beauty pageant. Appear on dating reality show. Blow a dude on the show. Be stripped of your pageant title. Launch a bikini line. College isn't for everyone.

Being a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model used to mean something. Most importantly, if you weren't an Australian billionaire, you weren't going to fuck one. Now, that chatty tequila shot ambassador you hooked up with at Yankee Doodle was SI... READ MORE

When you're fifteen, you'd kill to see an attractive forty-five year old woman take her top off at the beach. There's some reversal of desires regarding age difference as you yourself grow older and experience more female nudity in... READ MORE

If you're a champion of pornography rights under the guise of civil rights, you're a liar. But you've signed up for a solid cause. Women who fuck on camera for their 9 to 5 are people too. The men,... READ MORE

Christina El Moussa, the one in Flip or Flop that you'd let speak if she must, showed off her divorcee revenge body on Instagram and Snapchat. She paired her little girl in a matching tiny bikini. 

If there's one thing all women crave, it's having another woman tell them their shoes are amazing. There is no male comparison. Not so long as etiquette dictates you look directly forward in the men's room urinals.