Kate Hudson Bikini Pimp

Kate Hudson has spent the past year traveling the world’s celebrity hot spots in a bikini or less. In case you miss the constant tabloid stories raving about her amazing mom body, she has you covered on social media with shots of her bare ass cartwheels and reverse crab positions only the limber teens can maintain for an extended porn scene.

The brazen gossip coverage of Hudson’s lean muscle mass and tits doesn’t seem to bother Hudson. She’s backing up truckloads of cash to her doorstep with her Fabletics line of retread Chinese Spandex workout gear. Say I’m fucking whoever, carrying the last baby Lemmy made before croaking, smoking crack with my son who’s friend’s are old enough to be stealing my stanky panties, just don’t ever stop showing how fucking good I look in these ninety dollar sports bras.

Start penning that essay for 2023 about how invasive the tabloids are with your personal life.  Indignation can’t truly be felt until you’re golden parachute is into nine figures.

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