Amber Heard Leaking

Amber Heard and her team of Johnny Depp ambulance chasers have been openly sharing details of their divorce proceedings to TMZ. It’s unclear how she looks in the mirror and it’s a bonafide fact she doesn’t give head. Her leveraging of her vagina is becoming so egregious that Depp’s lawyers want to fine her $100,000 every time details of the case are leaked.

Heard is objecting. If you know anything about circumstantial evidence, this it tantamount to admitting guilt. It would be awesome if she would die in a lesbian sex accident but let’s settle for not casting her in any super hero movies. She’s banging Elon Musk who is one of the very few single men in the world richer than Johnny Depp. Bad people are often rewarded in society. Hence mass shootings are up. Let’s figure out who she’s voting for and do the opposite. Anal is on the table. 

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