It’s absolutely tragic news that a woman in mascara was allegedly beaten by a man, also in mascara, so bad that Revlon didn’t have any matching eye shadow hues available from their “my husband hits me” line to cover... READ MORE

"This foreign born A- list mostly movie actor all of you know from multiple franchises used a ton of makeup at a big event last night to try and hide the effects of his heroin use." READ MORE

  British GQ is giving the sexiest lesbian biker chic around – Johnny Depp – an opportunity for redemption following his bizarre interview with Rolling Stone in June, but thankfully for us Depp can’t conceal his deteriorating mental state and... READ MORE

My first thought when the idea of being beaten by my lover Amber Heard is, I could have been beaten by worse. I can just imagine all of the unreported domestic violence experienced by men in Hollywood. Do you... READ MORE

  Welcome to the story of Johnny Depp and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Tattoo. I mean day. I mean year. I mean face. Depp is in deep after allegedly punching a location manager, Gregg Brooks, working on Depp’s flick City... READ MORE

In the words of Depp's favorite artist: "He was a skater boy. She said see you later boy. He wasn't good enough for her." READ MORE

Johnny Depp’s definitely not drug addiction ::wink:: is definitely not catching up to him, and he definitely wasn’t recently spotted looking like he hasn’t had a glass of water in ten years. Depp was leaving a plane with his... READ MORE

Hunter S. Thompson may now also add prophet to his list of achievements as The Rum Diary was loosely based on Johnny Depp’s life.  Drugs, Amber Heard, and jail most likely being in his immediate future. He’s managed to... READ MORE

There was a political candidate who had all the backing and money in the world last year on the Republican side. He was then shown a video of himself with two college guys engaged in several hours of sex.... READ MORE

J.K. Rowling employed a big ball of words, rationalizations, and circular logic to explain to Harry Potter fans why she's good with Johnny Depp being the star of the next Fantastic Beasts film release.

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