Johnny Depp Rock And Roll

Amber Heard and her team of unethical lawyers are releasing the most embarrassing dirt they have on Johnny Depp in hopes of squeezing a few extra million out of him. Please factor in this behavior when discussing your make believe gender pay gap. As it turns out their ace in the hole is simply having the effect of making Depp looks like a straight up G.

According to her camp, they have pictures, Depp accidentally cut off his entire fingertip while high on ecstasy and cheap wine and proceeded to write a bunch of shit in blood on the walls accusing Amber of fucking Billy Bob Thornton while they worked together on a movie which lost money. What an absurd claim. It’s not like Heard is attracted to wealthy weird occult type guys twice her age in the position to help her career.

It seems Depp has some troubles but beating women is not one of them. If it were, that footage would have come out before the Manson shit. Depp reportedly didn’t get treatment for over 24 hours and they couldn’t really fix his finger so they had to use a flap of skin from his hand. 

In a world increasingly populated by lame pussies, it’s good to know there are still some crazy motherfuckers out there banging dumb whores and making movies while fucked up out of their heads on drugs.

Unfortunately they’re easy targets. Congrats to Billy Bob as well.

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