Mia Khalifa Leaks Chad Kelly’s Texts

Mia Khalifa lives in Tallahassee, claims to go to Florida State but don’t ask for her transcripts, and gets her disgusting bloated fake cartoonish tits fucked on camera by a Russian national from time to time, sometimes while wearing a hijab. She’s most likely Guatemalan but it’s a smart angle. For the time being, we’ll see how cute this is on the next ISIS beheading video. So barbaric. Taking out wedding processions with drones is much more sophisticated, as it really takes the emotion out of the whole thing. Americans don’t fuck face to face. 

Chad Kelly plays quarterback for Ole Miss. It’s not a good sign when the name of your college is grammatically fucked. At some point he and Mia Khalifa exchanged numbers because she gave him her number. He then proceeded to come on to her in a gentlemanly way. She then tweeted his innocuous texts and claimed she was sabotaging him in order to effect the outcome of the Ole Miss/Florida State game. Seems like he didn’t want to pony up the money. Nobody thinks the chicks in porn wearing a freshly bought starchy T-shirt actually go to that school. If they had the motivation to apply to and then attend a university, they most likely don’t get their fake balloon tits fucked on camera for $1200 bucks, or a year’s tuition. Khalifa has released Kelly’s texts twice now. She flirted with him and then said:

“Oh my god, was I too subtle last time?”

No, you were the opposite of subtle. Your incredibly dark butthole is featured on Google images. Khalifa is fairly savvy with self promotion. Chad Kelly is a fucking idiot. He’ll learn somewhere around his first bogus rape accusation. He’s got a bright future ahead of him. Certainly an improvement on Tallahassee C List porn actress. Keep your shit together dude, you’ll be out of Mississippi soon enough. You’ve got to wonder how much she knows about football. Tweeting a private message in which you engaged is pretty lame. Clearly she has few scruples. Call ISIS, we’ve got a ringer. 

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