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Mia Khalifa Has A Heart For Hurricane Victims

October 10, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

When a well known sex worker manages to donate her monthly earnings to help hurricane victims it gives the world a little bit of hope. 

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Isis Wants Head From Mia Khalifa

August 29, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

A lot of guys wouldn't mind asking Mia Khalifa for head. But when those guys are Isis, things have an entirely different meaning.

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Mia Khalifa, Movie Reviewer

July 27, 2017 | NSFW | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Who knew the absence of multiple phalluses in Mia Khalifa would lead to her formulating opinions on feature films. Everyone's a critic.

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Mia Khalifa for Saudi Ambassador

November 29, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Change.org is masturbation fodder for people who feel culturally exploitative watching Big Black Cock videos on Pornhub. It's snowflake impotency, mixed with slacktivism, and a hint of little girl child tantrum. READ MORE

Mia Khalifa Leaks Chad Kelly’s Texts

October 17, 2016 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Mia Khalifa lives in Tallahassee, claims to go to Florida State but don't ask for her transcripts, and gets her disgusting bloated fake cartoonish tits fucked on camera by a Russian national from time to time, sometimes while wearing... READ MORE

Drake Narrowly Avoids Cherp Herps And Shit Around The Web

January 28, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Former Canadian teen dramatist Drake supposedly struck out with Lebanese porn star Mia Khalifa. She was moved by his music, but less impressed with the not black part of his junk. He’ll likely create a new rap that shades the... READ MORE

One Porn Star Who Gave a Damn

January 13, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Future Jihadi beheading victim and adult motion picture actress Mia Khalifa is trying to recruit players to join her beloved Florida State Seminoles football team. Khalifa herself doesn’t attend the university because the rigorous entrance standards of four General Mills... READ MORE

Mia Khalifa Tempts Fate

January 8, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Mia Khalifa is a pretty hot porn star who was born in Lebanon but lives in Miami. She recently did a scene for Bangbros in which she wears the traditional Hijab headdress. This seems like a bad idea and... READ MORE

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