Lindsey Pelas Climbing

The line of succession of blond women with enormous jugs in Hollywood is starting to settle. Kate Upton’s departure from the big jugs and big smiles young 20-something platinum haired sex object industry left a scramble for her objectification dollars. The behind the scenes Tudor era realpolitik largely unseen by the general audience content to splash one out to the winner. 

Charlotte McKinney has firmly ensconced herself in in the “if something should happen to the queen…” category of next best thing. This Lindsey Pelas chick is hot on her heals with millions of social media followers insisting they merely like the emojis she makes when she finds a great deal on Whole Foods produce. Banal is so close to anal. Don’t let this election era pandering fool you. America is still happily sexist.

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