Nina Agdal Still in the DiCaprio Wheelhouse

According to sources close to this Danish bikini model, she and Leonardo DiCaprio have grown quite close and are super fond of one another. According to sources close to Leonardo DiCaprio, giggles followed by “What a clueless tard… did she really say that?”.

Clearly these young models DiCaprio fucks for four to six months before leaving a goodbye note and a Southwest Airlines voucher are garnering valuable career points. Whether or not they clearly understand the bargain or are actually in love with the pudgy ponytailed Puck is a matter for the future ghostwritten memoirs. Never discount the ability of even fairly streetwise women to fall victim to fantasy romance. Carly Fiorina cries during The Notebook and considers herself a Samantha. For the very same instinctual reason men get played by attractive women they know full well are playing them.

DiCaprio’s lifeplan is simple and smart. Be the next Jack Nicholson. Sheepishly accept numerous acting awards, express your admiration for your wonderful peers in the industry, and drink a ton of wine and fuck an equal amount of young women.

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