Lindsay Lohan Wants To Lick Rappers Now

Career scumbag and professional lowlife Lindsay Lohan would like to adhere to the current low quality trend that she has going on at the moment. She needs a lover that would let her down at every opportunity. And what better man to recruit to plug her potholes than every hip-hop listener’s last pick, Tyga. He’s done a full song with Iggy Azalea, pays Black Chyna every month to babysit the result of a Budget Inn balcony quickie, and was dumped by a woman now worth almost a billionaire dollars. But Lindsay isn’t worried about any that, she still wants to taste the rapper. I know the food menus overseas often look like the food challenges on Fear Factor, but offering Tyga to stuff his Rocky Mountain oysters in your mouth has to be on the top ten of oddest things that have ever entered inside an orifice of Lohan.

Lindsay Lohan is thirsting so hard over Tyga. The Mean Girls alum made her move on the “Hookah” rapper a few days ago, and it’s got some people rooting for a possible LiTy romance.

The lyricist shared a selfie (dated November 17) that shows him reclining shirtless in bed on a luxury Chanel pillow wearing nothing more than a du-rag. Lohan was evidently feeling herself because she decided to leave the 29-year-old rapper a suggestively straight-forward comment when she noticed it.

“Taste,” the 32-year-old Parent Trap star wrote briefly with a “raising hand” emoji.

I doubt they would have paired on Match.com, but they say love is the union of two souls no matter what they look like on the outside. Lindsay is a loser by DNA and I’m pretty sure Tyga has failure tattooed somewhere on his body. You avoid being star-crossed lovers after your star power burns out. With both of their careers in the can, these two are free to become the power struggle couple that Beverly Hills has been waiting for. Maybe their union will create work for Lohan. Hollywood made a movie about the last leprechaun that went to the hood.