Lindsay Lohan has changed her financial situation more times than New York City has changed the definition of gender. If a gender fluid person is able to identify as both a man and woman at the same time, even... READ MORE

Career scumbag and professional lowlife Lindsay Lohan would like to adhere to the current low quality trend that she has going on at the moment. She needs a lover that would let her down at every opportunity. And what... READ MORE

The devil is obviously working overtime in California attempting to collect the debt owed by the handfuls of elite that sold their soul. If they refuse to bring themselves to hell to burn for all of eternity as stated... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan lives her life like no one is looking. She has divorced pork and Western values to become a Muslim somewhere in the Middle East, dated the Asian version of Batman’s archenemy Bane from South Korea, and never... READ MORE

I’m trying to figure out if I hate Lindsay Lohan more than I hate the poorly disguised Nigerian phishing scams that occasional show up in my inbox. On one hand, Lindsay has never attempted to swindle me out of... READ MORE

Any story involving Lindsay Lohan always feels like fake news but somehow turns out to be real news once the smoke clears. But most importantly, in the end, fraudulent or authentic, who really cares? It’s Lindsay and she’s as... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan is one of the laziest women around looking for some quick cash. Ever since she’s been excommunicated from elite society her main source of income has been escorting unofficially and the occasional lawsuit. She’s going to have... READ MORE

Every time anyone looks at Lindsay Lohan the initial question anyone should ask themselves is “is she still bangable to me?” This self-inquiry determines whether or not it’s worth caring what the ginge minge expat has been up to.... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan’s talents have been reduced down to dancing and taking her clothes off for whoever is paying her the most amount of money. She’s yet to combine the two activities and become a full-time stripper but she’s halfway... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan knows that the best way to get back on the good side of the same citizens she once turned her back on is by starring in a major Marvel or DC Studios film. Batgirl is the new... READ MORE