Kourtney Kardashian Robbing Cradles Again

I miss the old days, when becoming a celebrity required possessing at least some talent. Kourtney Kardashian isn’t even a one trick pony, she’s about as skilled as a pet goldfish. It’s like her existence is everyone else’s responsibility. She expected to be cared for, but does absolutely nothing of any interest. And for some reason, we still keep tabs on her while she’s in her little bubble. Kourtney’s spirit animal has to be a Siamese fighting fish from Petco. We forget that she’s around, and only check in sparingly to make sure she hasn’t died. Well the Kardashian with resting middle-age woman face has a boyfriend half her age. They have a lot in common. Both could easily compete with each other for the title of least valuable to society. They’re neck and neck.

Some stars wear their heart on their sleeve, but Luka Sabbat prefers a baseball cap.

Kourtney Kardashian and her rumored male-model beau stepped out for a dinner date in LA on Wednesday — and Sabbat, 20, made both a romantic and style statement in a black hat emblazoned with “Kardashian” in gold cursive.

“Kourtney and Luka are dating,” a source told Page Six earlier this month. “He’s been a family friend for years, and they really like him. She likes young boys!”

I don’t judge the appearance of other men because that’s weird and an activity belonging to a closeted homosexual. But I will say that Luka Sabbat does looks like Morgan Freeman after finding the fountain of youth and a much hipper hair stylist. His whole claim to fame is wearing fancy clothes and taking pictures in them, he doesn’t actually do anything else. But by being both black and famous, he meets the minimum requirement necessary to pry open the legs of a lady with the last name Kardashian. Kourtney revenge dating a 20-year-old male model is pretty petty, but it’s something you would expect from America’s goldfish.

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