Kourtney Kardashian wants to give you a reason to pick up the Fleshlight for the third time this afternoon and open up a spank bank account in her name. Just when you thought you could leave the degeneracy in... READ MORE

I miss the old days, when becoming a celebrity required possessing at least some talent. Kourtney Kardashian isn’t even a one trick pony, she’s about as skilled as a pet goldfish. It’s like her existence is everyone else’s responsibility. She... READ MORE

Incessantly referring to yourself in third person and marrying a gypsy that swindled her way the top doesn’t make you a genius, but don’t tell Kanye West that. Kim is upset with her husband after finding out he wants... READ MORE

There are no pamphlets or set of instructions when you come in close contact with a Kardashian. Scientists and other experts are still having a difficult time deciphering how the mixture of a below average R&B singer’s DNA fused... READ MORE

Real women care about real issues. Which is why it made sense for Kourtney Kardashian to drag her “I can’t believe it’s not Kim” caboose all the way to Capitol Hill and complain about the ingredients that are allowed... READ MORE

Kourtney Kardashian and Sofia Richie aren’t the best of friends. The man they share between them isn’t exactly a catch or completely sane either. But at least in this love triangle someone is thinking about the children. Kourtney wants... READ MORE

Kourtney Kardashian is standing her ground when it comes to claiming 24-year-old Younes Bendjima as her male model boyfriend. She doesn’t care if Scott Disick is upset with her decision to move on. Everything is sunshine and rainbows until... READ MORE