Justin Beiber Sneaking Back Into Selena Gomez’s Life

Justin Beiber is still going through growing pains when it comes to girls. Sure, picking which religious cult you want to belong to is easy but knowing which woman you want to throw away your bachelor eligibility on is hard. Women have it way easier. Men have to be meticulous in mate selection to avoid women walking away with half of everything you own after they leave. But what’s a mansion and millions of dollars to Justin when his heart has settled for Selena Gomez again. She was eventually going to get sick of hearing sad songs from her boyfriend The Weeknd. No one has listened to his entire Trilogy album without slitting their wrist by track six. All Justin had to do was wait. 

E! News can confirm the pop singers recently spent time together at SelGo’s Los Angeles pad, but it’s not the first time they’ve crossed paths as of late. In fact, a source reveals the former lovebirds have hung out “a few times” since Selena underwent kidney transplant surgery sometime before mid-September.

There’s no official confirmation that Selena and The Weeknd have split, and after his decision to join a church cult it’s clear Justin’s career is on a decline. I don’t blame him. It’s a lot of pressure having every prepubescent underage girl in America lusting after you, knowing the minute you reciprocate any affection you’ll do jail time. He played it safe by just taking their money instead through music and merch. Maybe the stars will align and he’ll find love again. Or a hit single to snap him out of this slump.  

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